30 May 2007

Attack of the killer cheesecake!

Dear reader,

I must recount to you a story of pure unadulterated horror within which I barely escape with my life (diet maybe?) intact.

Following consumption of a delightful and most agreeable prawn salad this very day, I was overcome by an external force, an evil force...a force that drove me from the straight path and sent me to the hell that is..... CHEESECAKE!

I didn't want it, I didn't need it - I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT IT! But still, like the drunken bum on the late night bus, it HAD to come and sit next to me and start talking.

"Eat ME! You know you want to!!" I was powerless to resist I tell you!

I am sooooo ashamed! I fell used and abused.....

If anyone sees this Cheesecake, please contact your local law enforcement department - consider it ARMED with sugar and DANGEROUS with fat ! Keep your children safe and don't be it's next victim!

I have created a photo-fit (below) - spread this to all your friends - IT MUST BE CAUGHT!

Wanted dead preferably!


Denise said...

You crack me up!! I will be on the lookout for that sinfully delicious cheesecake.

Jojo said...

Dear Lord! Please keep the damned thing away from me. I'll already had a run-in with the damned Cookie Monster!!

Journo June aka MamaBear said...

Too funny! I think it must be in cahoots with the salt-water taffy in Estes Park and the caramel apples dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory! There may be a deadly GANG on the loose! ;-) Wonder why we've heard nothing about this on the major networks????

Qtpies7 said...

Maybe I'm just a rebel, but I'll save you by eating that mean cheesecake! Bring it on!!!!

(I'd rather be fat than give up cheesecake!! And besides, we have 7 kids, my dh has to keep me, hehe! Just kidding!)

karoline in the morning said...


i shan't look!

::covers eyes::